DEGEN NEWS

NEW: A16Z GP MARC ANDREESSEN SAYS "I'M CALLING IT. AGI IS ALREADY HERE – IT'S JUST NOT EVENLY DISTRIBUTED YET"

NEW: TRUMP SAYS “TUESDAY, 8:00 P.M. EASTERN TIME!”

NEW: X DEV CHRIS PARK SAYS THEY'VE MADE "MAJOR UPGRADES TO X API" - "PAY-PER-USE NOW GA WORLDWIDE... XMCP SERVER + XURL FOR AGENTS... OFFICIAL PYTHON

NEW: TRUMP DEMANDS “OPEN THE FUCKIN’ STRAIT, YOU CRAZY BASTARDS, OR YOU’LL BE LIVING IN HELL - JUST WATCH!“

NEW: X HEAD OF PRODUCT NIKITA BIER SAYS “THERE IS NO TECHNOLOGY IN THE WORLD THAT COULD EVER FIX THE SPAM REPLIES OF A CRYPTO ACCOUNT — BECAUSE 80% OF

NEW: DRIFT PROTOCOL SAYS 6-MONTH SOCIAL ENGINEERING CAMPAIGN BY FAKE QUANT TRADING FIRM INFILTRATED TEAM VIA CONFERENCES, TELEGRAM RAPPORT, $1M+ VAULT