DEGEN NEWS

NEW: HYPERLIQUID SAYS “RWA TRADING ON HYPERLIQUID CONTINUES TO REACH NEW ATHS WEEK AFTER WEEK, SURPASSING $2.3B IN OPEN INTEREST”

BREAKING: $BTC SURPASSES $70K

NEW: A16Z GP MARC ANDREESSEN SAYS "I'M CALLING IT. AGI IS ALREADY HERE – IT'S JUST NOT EVENLY DISTRIBUTED YET"

NEW: TRUMP SAYS “TUESDAY, 8:00 P.M. EASTERN TIME!”

NEW: X DEV CHRIS PARK SAYS THEY'VE MADE "MAJOR UPGRADES TO X API" - "PAY-PER-USE NOW GA WORLDWIDE... XMCP SERVER + XURL FOR AGENTS... OFFICIAL PYTHON

NEW: TRUMP DEMANDS “OPEN THE FUCKIN’ STRAIT, YOU CRAZY BASTARDS, OR YOU’LL BE LIVING IN HELL - JUST WATCH!“