DEGEN NEWS

SAYLOR: THIS WEEK WE BOUGHT BONDS, NOT BITCOIN

BREAKING: HYPERLIQUID HITS RECORD 7% SHARE OF AGGREGATE PERP OPEN INTEREST VS CENTRALIZED EXCHANGES

BREAKING: BASE FLIPS SOLANA IN 24H DEX VOLUME

BREAKING: $HYPE IS UP MORE THAN 10X VS $ETH SINCE LAUNCH

NEW: S&P500 PERPETUAL BY TRADEXYZ UP OVER 1.5% ON HYPERLIQUID AMID NEWS OF POTENTIAL US-IRAN DEAL

STATS: HYPERLIQUID HITS RECORD OPEN INTEREST VS BYBIT